SNES PayPal Microtransactions Nintendo Gift Elon Musk Gag Gift Collectable
$ 33.44
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Elon Musk's X.com/AOL Dial-up PayPal Crypto Wallet Microtransactions Adaptor FEATURING: "Buy Now, Pay in ∞" by Klarna and After-pay (not really) #5 of 5: 'PayPal Premium Plus Platinum Card' cartridge edition (NOT a real accessory.) Onboard PCB is an official OEM 1990 Nintendo SNES board. The game associated with the broken board is Wheel of Fortune. We did that on purpose, because it's funny to us. Wheel of Fortune . It's funny, trust us. - Introducing the (fake) Elon Musk's X.com PayPal Microtransactions Adaptor/Crypto Wallet, straight from the alternate 1999 where Elon Musk’s X.com invented online payments, but it also bought Nintendo and launched a woman to Venus. This is the peripheral that never existed. It's just a funny joke and will make anyone with impulsive spending habits laugh. It plugs into nothing. It doesn't even dial up. It saves you nothing on your car insurance. It's a collectors display piece that pays all the attention. You will need to create your own modem sounds with your mouth, if you wish for this to be a real, functioning piece of e quipment. That's actually required. Here’s what this actually is: Laminated gag label. It's styled like a Paypal SNES payment processing/crypto adaptor. Duh, we've already covered that part. It's got real authentic OEM SNES cartridge painted “PayPal Preferred Person Premium Plus Points Portable Platinum” (because the idea of a platinum 'card-tridge' was funny to us.). Includes a ridiculous and confusing professional-quality replica box, designed with all the charm of a dot-com IPO prospectus with an extremely limited budget for graphic design. A brand new plastic sleeve will ensure that it stays safe forever and ever. it is NOT FDIC insured does not contain: crypto wallet save files, no optional overdraft boss battles, no dial-up banking simulator with curly modem cords. No PayPal Prime Premium Plus Platinum subscription tier, no loyalty Pepsi rewards points, no interplanetary debit card. No Venus DLC, no Dogecoin unlockable bonus points, no auto-withdrawal patch notes. For more information about Clockbuster Exclusives visit: Clockbuster.net TOO LONG I DIDNT EVEN READ IT NOTICE FOR SKIPPERS AND QUITTERS: It is not a real game. Stop asking for extra screenshots. YES, this is the last one ever.
Clockbuster Video is one of eBay's best! Whether you're into collecting memorabilia, or exclusively hunt for all the awesome pop culture artifacts these geniuses create; this eBayer will surely have something that will feed your passion. When you buy from Clockbuster, you're in good hands; the packaging is phenomenal beyond words; my items have always arrived sooner than expected with everything looking flawless, as if they just shipped out from the nostalgia factory yesterday. THANK YOU!! A+++!
This seller goes above and beyond with customer service communication . and makes it fun...from their seller detail listing, to item listing to what's delivered. Of course all was as pictured and described. It arrived extremely fast. Packaging was also excellent. Item came in box with airbags and bubblewrap. Seller took time to to give a personal thank you and added surprise. I most highly recommend this seller. I would want to shop here again.
As described. Seller left a lovely note and even gave me an extra dolly CD. Packaged perfectly and delivered in great condition. Shipping took a long time, but Alaska is always an issue, so not sellers fault. I wouldn’t hesitate to buy from this seller. Having a Holly Dolly time listening to this nostalgic CD. ;)
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